I could tell you how much of a success my costume was but I think the picture speaks for itself. And just for a bit of added effect I spent the better part of the night saddled up to the bar plowing through the candy bowl full of M&M minis. This bit of ultra sexy was not lost on the two hundred pound guy in a tomato red, front-less jumpsuit. I couldn't help but notice the extra pelvic thrusts he threw into his freestyle dance routine when I strutted by on my way to the bathroom.
I'll admit I was a bit disappointed when the guy dressed like Shaun of the Dead largely ignored my sexy pig signals, i.e- snout twitches and seductive feather boa stroking, but not everyone has taste.
Dressing up like Miss Piggy left me completely unfazed by rejection. For one night, I was truly FABULOUS, and no uppity zombie killer could take that away from me.
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Breathtaking.
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