2
Number of Blisters sustained from new high heels
64
Number of dollars spent on Saucony Cross Trainers, bought as a direct result of the aforementioned blisters.
17.5
number of bugs killed in or around my kitchen sink this week
5
number of apartments I have looked at that appeared to be previously populated by a serial killer
4
Number of times my boss glanced at my chest today
ZERO
Amount of subtlety with which he did so
2.5
number of diet cokes I've drank in the past two hours
5
number of times I've been to the bathroom in the past two hours
37
number of throat shredding coughs caused by my recent head cold
14
number of cups of peppermint tea I've consumed in an effort to stifle the coughs
4
amount of times I've listened to this song in the past hour:
2
Number of people, besides myself, who will read this blog
Thursday, November 8, 2007
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There, there. If it cheers you up, I've been printing out copies of your blog postings and leaving them in your neighbors' mailboxes anonymously. Along with a photo of your chest.
My apartment viewing begins tomorrow. Hopefully I will not be able to top the number of previously occupied by serial killers that you have graciously set. Thank you for putting the bar so high, Angela.
do you have a half dead bug crawling around your kitchen now?
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