Monday, January 7, 2008

What a Way to Make a Living

Top 5 things that annoy me about my co-worker............This week,


1) The blinding glare of the neon track lighting reflecting off his bald head and directly into my eyes.

2) The inane phone conversations I am forced to listen to him have with, what I can only assume are, equally insufferable people.

3) The $6 worth of dimes he keeps in his pocket which, at the slightest movement, clang like a tambourine at a Peter, Paul and Mary concert.

4) The way that he somehow manages to be completely incompetent at his own job, but jump at the chance to point out the slightest mistake I make. ( Which, for the record, is a rare occurance- my making a mistake- not his incompetence)

5) His insistence on communicating with me via e-mails, despite the fact that our desks are less than 5 inches apart and only seperated by a thin cubicle wall. (The wall does come in handy as I'm furiously giving him the finger every five minutes).

1 comments:

Annie said...

At least, with the e-mail, you don't have to speak to him. You can just make that finger dance and imagine cutting holes in his pants pockets.